Yes, we were knocked off the air for a bit today.
No, it was not from load, hackers, etc.
It was from a successful php upgrade. A long overdue one. You may have noticed the fancy coloration. Really, this happened automagically. I didn’t do it … I swear!
The issue was an errant plugin, that happened to die in a specific corner case. That got tripped. And stayed tripped.
A quick “mv " saved the day.
Back to your regularly scheduled cluster.