Dear DEA ...

According to this you don’t have enough high performance storage for your analyses.

First off, no, its not expensive. You are just using the wrong vendors. Second off … please … PLEASE … call us. We’d be happy to hook you up with Petabytes for the price you are likely paying for Terabytes. Seriously. Our units are inexpensive enough that you could buy them, replicate the data across them, and then store them. /sigh I could say something about health care and other government programs, but I’ll refrain.