As usual, xkcd knocks it out of the park.
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I talked about qualifications for our SE position. The ability to talk customers through complex vi-based configuration sessions for system files, while driving 70 mph on the freeway, is a hard requirement. Not quite a munition defusing effort, but close enough. Unfortunately in something like the game of telephone, what I originally wrote was … transmogrified … into something very different. This will be fixed, eventually.